The Pig Farmer's #BBQ #DontMessWithTexas

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What do you do if you are a pig farmer and a Muslim buys the land next to you and tells you to stop farming pigs or, better yet, move? Several responses come to mind, but one pig farmer in Katy, Texas came up with a classic one: hold pig races and then fire up the barbeque.

According to the US Patriot,  Baker’s pig farm was an issue for the Muslim community. In order to “cleanse” the land before building their mosque, they hoped to push Baker out. Apparently, Kamel Fotouch, president of an Islamic association, has not been too neighborly in his bullying and defamation tactics against Craig Baker, the owner of the family-operated pig farm. No doubt Fotouch knew that a pig farm was on neighboring land he intended to purchase which leaves Unicorns baffled as to why he would make such an investment. 

According to Fox News, the pig farmer has offered to purchase the land from the Islamic association which would be a peaceful solution to this porkish problem. Obviously, Baker has no intention of moving, and the community is loving the Friday afternoon pig races which are purposefully being held during the time of Muslims' holiest prayers. Surely Kamel Fotouch is familiar with the phrase "Don't Mess with Texas."