Saturday, January 17, 2015

WWJTD: What Would James Taylor Do?

I once got into a fist fight with a guy during wood shop class when I was in high school and the teacher that broke it up sat us down and played a cassette tape of the James Taylor song, You've Got a Friend.

Afterward he asked if we understood the message of the song. We said no and he played it again. Once more he asked if we understood the message Taylor was conveying through his music. No, we didn't. 

Once more he played the song and then asked the same damn question. This time as if a switch had been flipped on in our young heads we both answered yes and proceeded to beat the living hell out of the teacher.

Quite severely.

So I guess the moral of the story is fuck James Taylor.


  1. Gets the message through every time.

  2. Bump the grammar up a tic and you would have Gutfeld!