It's Not a Bloodstain . . . It's Discoloration #UrbanOutfitters

Really? Urban Outfitters gets a frillion pinocchios for this whopper it is trying to sell American consumers:

So . . . what is all the hoopla about? A tacky, sweatshirt . . . 

No one at Urban Outfitters was all “dude, that doesn’t look like accidental discoloring?” http://t.co/DLZ7Hqxk36
— Dana Loesch (@DLoesch) September 15, 2014

 . . . that has sold out to the tune of $129 each, according to BuzzFeed News:

Update — Sept. 15, 2:15 a.m. ET: The Urban Outfitters website now says the sweatshirt is sold out.