Sunday, October 12, 2014

Entitlement Twerking - Granny Got Food Stamps!

Her name is Granny Myrtle (@GRANNYLAND), and she loves to stage a twerk. She even has her own YouTube channel, Myrtle the Dancing Granny, devoted to her moves. According to her "About" page, 

Miss Myrtle Is A 60 Year Old Hip Hop Dancing Granny That Was Blessed With The Moves To Shake It Down.. Now Myrtle Didn't Always Have These Great Moves You See In Her Videos. Myrtle Had To Pray To God For All Her Moves Until One Day God Bless Her With This #ITwerkForJesusJuice That She Drinks Before She Makes Her Dance Videos.  

Evidently she took a shot of Jesus Juice right before she went shopping for a dress and broke into a celebratory food-stamp twerk. Unicorns have just one question to ask: is Granny gonna eat the dress?

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