Moochelle Blames Obstructionist Republicans for Failing School-Lunch Program

According to The Hill, FLOTUS issued a grave warning while speaking at an event in Atlanta yesterday. Democrats will be sorry if they don't turn out the vote this November. To highlight this point, she accused Republicans of playing partisan politics over her controversial school-lunch program.

“That’s really saying something,” Obama said. “I mean, for most folks in this country, making sure that our kids get decent nutrition isn’t all that controversial, because as parents, there is nothing we wouldn’t do for our kids -— nothing.”

Unicorn note to FLOTUS - kids don't vote. Taste and presentation matters, and you and your minions have failed at revamping school lunches with your Utopian nanny-state mentality. So, just because you are worried about a disappointing mid-term election, don't blame the kids for finding the food you demand they eat is disgusting.

“@1PresidentObama: Michelle Obama be like "lunch time" pic.twitter.com/BYa0QYnb7X”😭🙌
— bella volfson (@bellavolfson) September 9, 2014

@MichelleObama ain't gone stop me from eating some freaking honey buns
— thug waffle (@ben_clay16) September 9, 2014

you really fucked up this time @MichelleObama pic.twitter.com/j2ydzo6YQs
— not stephanie (@stephtoofresh) September 9, 2014

@MichelleObama YOU SURE CAN BRING MY ALL A CART BACK TO SCHOOL BITCH. IM TIRED OF EATING THIS NASTY ASS SCHOOL FOOD.
— Alien (@Mr__Ragland) September 9, 2014

@MichelleObama NOW WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BC I KNOW YOURE FUCKING RESPONSIBLE. pic.twitter.com/xj0Pis2FyG
— ☻ queen bean ☻ (@SassyQueenTweet) September 9, 2014

Our class can't have a pizza party thanks to you! @MichelleObama you can suck a dick:).
— NMGleason (@nickyGleason) September 9, 2014

This was my lunch today. I had half of a meatball and it sucked. Had a bag of chips instead. Thanks Michelle Obama pic.twitter.com/CAOROwvN2s
— get all the toppings (@jmikedon) September 9, 2014