What Is Puking Unicorns?

Progressives have a plan, and if you follow it, everything will be wonderful. Anyone with half a brain and a smidgen of common sense knows progressive liberals are full of it, projecting a fantasy. 

Progressives know best and insist all subscribe to their tree-hugging, share-the-wealth, nanny-state philosophy. They believe this share-a-thon will make America a great place to live. The only catch is that you have to give up your individuality and freedom; in other words, convert or else.

Enter unicorns and rainbows, stolen symbols of this fairy tale land. Progressives have given unicorns a bad reputation, and we can't stand it anymore. #UnicornsUnite - Welcome to Puking Unicorns - and Other Political Animals.