Michelle Obama's, "Let's Move!" - Ferguson Style

Let's Move! - Fun #Ferguson Fact: Looting is a great cost cutting measure to stretch those EBT dollars! @FLOTUS via #MarthasVineyard
— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) August 20, 2014

Let's Move! - Fun #Ferguson Fact: Avoid dehydration during strenuous looting! Drink plenty of stolen bottled water. @FLOTUS #MarthasVineyard
— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) August 20, 2014

Let's Move! - Fun #Ferguson Fact: Spend quality time with your kids! Looting is great exercise 4 the entire family. @FLOTUS #MarthasVineyard
— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) August 20, 2014

Let's Move! - Fun #Ferguson Fact: Teach kids fire safety. There's a right and wrong way to toss a Molotov Cocktail. @FLOTUS #MarthasVineyard
— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) August 20, 2014

Let's Move! - Fun #Ferguson Fact: School is starting! Get the kids on a looting schedule that allows 8 hrs sleep. @FLOTUS #MarthasVineyard
— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) August 20, 2014

Let's Move! - Fun #Ferguson Fact: Not 2 much soda+chips 4 the kids! Stolen Trail Mix is a great alternative snack. @FLOTUS #MarthasVineyard
— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) August 20, 2014

Let's Move!-Fun #Ferguson Fact: Don't forget 2 loot produce dept! Pre made vegetable platters r great 4 on the run. @FLOTUS #MarthasVineyard
— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) August 20, 2014

Let's Move!-Fun #Ferguson Fact: Stranger Danger!Teach kids not 2 get in car w/caucasian policemen they don't know. @FLOTUS #MarthasVineyard
— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) August 20, 2014

Let's Move!-Fun #Ferguson Fact: Just say yo! While looting pharmacies teach kids difference between good/bad drugs. @FLOTUS #MarthasVineyard
— Ecklebob Chiselfritz (@RotNScoundrel) August 20, 2014